I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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