The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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