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I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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