everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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