can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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