he was CRYING into my vagina
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I need a burrito and a hug.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I have fence marks all over my body
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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