The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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