Sry I called you an 8
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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