At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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