just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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