He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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