Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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