Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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