do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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