This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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