I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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