The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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