dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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