Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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