pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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