its not stalking. its research.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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