I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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