what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
as a side note pls kill me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
do nipples grow back?
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