I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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