I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just found puke in my bra..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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