a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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