I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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