Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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