Your face is a jimmy john
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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