could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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