so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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