I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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