also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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