He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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