So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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