I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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