you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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