im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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