After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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