Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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