But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Randomize
