how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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