in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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