Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just invented taco cereal.
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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