It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Pants are for mortals
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
How naked do you want me to be?
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