i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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