i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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