This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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