Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
where does the pee come out of this thing
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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