Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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