That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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