I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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