Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.