why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?