omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i came on her dog
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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