North Korea, Best Korea!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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